Park Like a Douche

At lunch yesterday.   The passenger almost could not get out.  LOL 

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Bobalos said:
At lunch yesterday.   The passenger almost could not get out.  LOL 

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At this point I would wait till the Elusive Douche came out!

And be like...Really :dunno:

WTF???? and then hear the whiny douche offer up big cuss words and spit out things like his dad can beat up my dad and such!

:bag:

 
dbart said:
At this point I would wait till the Elusive Douche came out!

And be like...Really :dunno:

WTF???? and then hear the whiny douche offer up big cuss words and spit out things like his dad can beat up my dad and such!

:bag:
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Let's be honest...

Either its a woman, and none of that is happening.

Or he's Asian, and he and his dad know karate and definitely can kick your dad's ass. :biggrin:

 
Rockwood said:
Let's be honest...

Either its a woman, and none of that is happening.

Or he's Asian, and he and his dad know karate and definitely can kick your dad's ass. :biggrin:
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Most likely not a woman since it is a full size truck...Not Asian since it is a full size truck! :lmao:

I'd say it is a Bud Light drinking Mall Crawler that wonders around REI and fills up a cart to look cool then casually sets it aside and buys nothing and walks out with puffy chest and pulls out the Giganto Vape with Monster sticker on it

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dbart said:
Most likely not a woman since it is a full size truck...Not Asian since it is a full size truck! :lmao:

I'd say it is a Bud Light drinking Mall Crawler that wonders around REI and fills up a cart to look cool then casually sets it aside and buys nothing and walks out with puffy chest and pulls out the Giganto Vape with Monster sticker on it

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Hey, my wife drives a truck just like that (not that truck, mind), which I also drive a lot. :biggrin:

 
Rockwood said:
Hey, my wife drives a truck just like that (not that truck, mind), which I also drive a lot. :biggrin:
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You are the exception...and most likely a normal person too as with your wife!

:cheers:

 
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Passenger had to get in after backing out. He just watched. Nailed it. 

 
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Then he was honking his horn to get the person in the red car to move so he could back out.... lmao
 
I’m a contractor and 90% of the time I’m towing a dump trailer. I almost always have to “park like a douche” if I don’t some fricking Yahoo! in a Tesla is going to park next to me and make it extremely difficult to get out of the parking spot without taking off his bumper. I applaud the fact that Lowes and Home Depot have designated trailer parking for guys like me but unfortunately the GP doesn’t give a rats ass. So excuse me if I “park like a douche” it’s for your own good 👍
 
I was surrounded today…

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Couldn’t figure out how this guy accomplished this without jumping the curb, or why he did this if he didn’t hop the curb.

Above was taken from this spot:

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Had to fold the mirror in to get into my Jeep.

Later that night (same parking lot):

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I was parked in the spot on the right.
 
RiverDave said:
I have a crew cab dually.. it doesn’t fit in 95% of normal parking spots.. :/
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But I highly doubt you are trying to stuff that thing in the front row at target...I would bet that you are a normal and sane person that knows how to park yet still parks away from everyone to avoid an altercation with the Park Like a Douche Crowd!
LMAO
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