Park Like a Douche

At lunch yesterday.   The passenger almost could not get out.  LOL 

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Bobalos said:
At lunch yesterday.   The passenger almost could not get out.  LOL 

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At this point I would wait till the Elusive Douche came out!

And be like...Really :dunno:

WTF???? and then hear the whiny douche offer up big cuss words and spit out things like his dad can beat up my dad and such!

:bag:

 
dbart said:
At this point I would wait till the Elusive Douche came out!

And be like...Really :dunno:

WTF???? and then hear the whiny douche offer up big cuss words and spit out things like his dad can beat up my dad and such!

:bag:
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Let's be honest...

Either its a woman, and none of that is happening.

Or he's Asian, and he and his dad know karate and definitely can kick your dad's ass. :biggrin:

 
Rockwood said:
Let's be honest...

Either its a woman, and none of that is happening.

Or he's Asian, and he and his dad know karate and definitely can kick your dad's ass. :biggrin:
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Most likely not a woman since it is a full size truck...Not Asian since it is a full size truck! :lmao:

I'd say it is a Bud Light drinking Mall Crawler that wonders around REI and fills up a cart to look cool then casually sets it aside and buys nothing and walks out with puffy chest and pulls out the Giganto Vape with Monster sticker on it

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dbart said:
Most likely not a woman since it is a full size truck...Not Asian since it is a full size truck! :lmao:

I'd say it is a Bud Light drinking Mall Crawler that wonders around REI and fills up a cart to look cool then casually sets it aside and buys nothing and walks out with puffy chest and pulls out the Giganto Vape with Monster sticker on it

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Hey, my wife drives a truck just like that (not that truck, mind), which I also drive a lot. :biggrin:

 
Rockwood said:
Hey, my wife drives a truck just like that (not that truck, mind), which I also drive a lot. :biggrin:
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You are the exception...and most likely a normal person too as with your wife!

:cheers:

 
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Passenger had to get in after backing out. He just watched. Nailed it. 

 
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Then he was honking his horn to get the person in the red car to move so he could back out.... lmao
 
Years ago...everyone was getting GD.com stickers with their board names and putting them on their vehicles. I got one but for the board name, I got "Chummin"...yeah...make it his fault! 🤣 I had it for a long time.

I might need to revive this idea but put "River Dave" as my name....living here in Havasu now.
 
I’m a contractor and 90% of the time I’m towing a dump trailer. I almost always have to “park like a douche” if I don’t some fricking Yahoo! in a Tesla is going to park next to me and make it extremely difficult to get out of the parking spot without taking off his bumper. I applaud the fact that Lowes and Home Depot have designated trailer parking for guys like me but unfortunately the GP doesn’t give a rats ass. So excuse me if I “park like a douche” it’s for your own good 👍
 
I was surrounded today…

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Couldn’t figure out how this guy accomplished this without jumping the curb, or why he did this if he didn’t hop the curb.

Above was taken from this spot:

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Had to fold the mirror in to get into my Jeep.

Later that night (same parking lot):

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I was parked in the spot on the right.
 
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