Watching the Daytona Xfinity race right now while reading this and the BRCC car is being featured. Must be a sign. Nah, gonna do like one of JD’s current memes and have me one of those Classy bourbon “tastings” for the rest of the evening.
HA HA!!
Okay, true story here.
I have one of those neighbors who is truly a genius. He looks an talks like a dumb ol country boy from 'Bama, but he sure aint dumb. He builds his own intercoms and radios for his still running and driving OG Wildcat, can tinker with and fix just about anything just by looking at it, and can understand how it works. Just a gentle, quiet, wickedly smart guy.
Okay, so my good buddy neighbor told me he bought a still, and was going to learn how to make whiskey. He has been doing his homework, and already had a mash brewing for vodka, and he was going to learn on that before moving to things with actual flavor. In his research, he read about people describing their home distilled whiskeys, and the notes of chocolate, and heather and what not. He was getting ramped up, he was excited!
We had a bbq one weekend, and he brought a couple decent bottles of whiskey. An Irish 12 year called 'Redbreast', and a bourbon. They were each about $80 bottles, and he was really looking forward the cracking them open and initiating himself. It turns out that he has never taken a sip of whiskey in his life!
You and I both know you don't just jump in a try whiskey and say, 'Oh man, that is the best thing since peanut butter!'. So, I broke out some glasses, some filtered water, and a few bottles of Irish and Scotch, in graduated levels of quality, and got him ready to taste 'finishing notes of chocolate and heather'. After all was said and done, he said "I didn't taste anything but burn. I think it is all hogwash!'.
(By the way, this was a few months ago, and his paid-for still has not yet arrived!)