UTV Shootout

[Toy Collector]

As painfully as possible.

Drawn and Quartered at the Olds Double? Four Speed UTV's will be attached with a black sock to each extremity. It will be a sloooooooow pull, obviously.

Flatbills will be utilized to provide shade for the Patented procedure, to extend the duration of said punishment... to mimic "delivery time" of a paid for vehicle.

 

[Rockwood]

Patent Pending

Does that mean my surviving family gets sued by Robert?

As painfully as possible.

Mentally or physically?

Drawn and Quartered at the Olds Double? Four Speed UTV's will be attached with a black sock to each extremity. It will be a sloooooooow pull, obviously.

Flatbills will be utilized to provide shade for the Patented procedure, to extend the duration of said punishment... to mimic "delivery time" of a paid for vehicle.

Worst part is 1-2 of them will eat a belt and you won't be quartered. Probably halved.

 

[brecht]

Service Parts Expected Every Drive

 

[NIKAL]

Here is the next video from the shootout.

If you notice like I did, the Can Am, Kawasaki, & Polaris were driven by the same guy. But when the Speed is driven it’s RG. Why can’t the same guy drive the Speed?

Flame away!

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[Rockwood]

Here is the next video from the shootout.

If you notice like I did, the Can Am, Kawasaki, & Polaris were driven by the same guy. But when the Speed is driven it’s RG. Why can’t the same guy drive the Speed?

Flame away!

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How would you form an opinion without driving it?

 

[Crusty]

How would you form an opinion without driving it?

Opinions of those who never raced Baja are not important.

Next!

 

[dbart]

Speed will win every category by a mile.

They already won and don't have to show up!
They said to just mail the trophy!

 

[Poule43]

But when the Speed is driven it’s RG. Why can’t the same guy drive the Speed?

I know you were busy.......BUT..........Were you able to get some autographed posters from RG for us ?

 

[LegitDuner]

So Speed won the drag race... Without the speed key on pump is my understanding.. With the speed key on e85 it would obliterate everyone. Something doesn't seem right

 

[Sand Shark]

So Speed won the drag race... Without the speed key on pump is my understanding.. With the speed key on e85 it would obliterate everyone. Something doesn't seem right

I am more shocked the 181 hp Pro S smoked the Mav R and Kawi.

 

[NIKAL]

I am more shocked the 181 hp Pro S smoked the Mav R and Kawi.

I hope we get more than just 3 seconds Speed shows of the “Drag race”. Because it’s Speed that’s releasing the footage before the actual group that is doing this “independent” test is releasing the actual footage and specs of the test.

Was it a rolling start, dead stop start? Good start or jumped? How long, and seeing all the videos of the H2, Pro R and Mav R races, this is surprising to see the order. (Yes I know a Pro S was used) Also I’m curious what power mode the Kawi & Mav were in?

 

[1HasBeen]

Not a hater by any means, though I do like to poke fun at RG, but very dubious results.