UTV Shootout

[Toy Collector]

As painfully as possible.

Drawn and Quartered at the Olds Double? Four Speed UTV's will be attached with a black sock to each extremity. It will be a sloooooooow pull, obviously.

Flatbills will be utilized to provide shade for the Patented procedure, to extend the duration of said punishment... to mimic "delivery time" of a paid for vehicle.

 

[Rockwood]

Patent Pending

Does that mean my surviving family gets sued by Robert?

As painfully as possible.

Mentally or physically?

Drawn and Quartered at the Olds Double? Four Speed UTV's will be attached with a black sock to each extremity. It will be a sloooooooow pull, obviously.

Flatbills will be utilized to provide shade for the Patented procedure, to extend the duration of said punishment... to mimic "delivery time" of a paid for vehicle.

Worst part is 1-2 of them will eat a belt and you won't be quartered. Probably halved.

 

[brecht]

Service Parts Expected Every Drive