Joke of the day! (No Memes)

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@JDMeister I had a guy ask me for $1 and I asked if he change for a $20?
He was not happy about that one! LOL

I did the same thing in Indianapolis.

 

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Q: Why is sex like math?
A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

 

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What do you call one hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill?
A lambslide.

 

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If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, Technically speaking, it would be on the right foot.​

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