Joke of the day! (No Memes)

[John@Outfront]

a sloth got robbed by three turtles, when the police showed up they asked what happened and the sloth replied IDK, it happened all too fast

 

[ESCO]

Kale is so versatile... it literally fits into any size trash can.

 

[JDMeister]

Democrats claim banning mail in ballots will
place an undue stress on dead voters.

 

[ESCO]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU BUY A BAG OF SALAD & IT GETS ALL BROWN & SOGGY?
COOKIES DON'T DO THAT