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[SIZE=12pt]A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The father answers,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”[/SIZE]
















































 
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.



We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife",
said one of the troopers.



"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.



The troopers looked at each other.



One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"



Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad
news first."



The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but
this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."



"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.



Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"



The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound
king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel
you are
entitled to a share in the catch."



Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
the great news?"



The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

 
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