Funny stuff your dad used to say....

Colder than a well digger’s ass

I’m gonna backhand you off the stool 

(Smelling a fart) Which one of you chit your pants? 

 
A little putty and a little paint, makes a carpenter what he ain’t. 

 
Cut it three times, still too short.

Measure twice, cut once.

Long ain't wrong.

 
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