Yo Mamma

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

 
Hope your mama has milk and crackers, cause I'm about to turn her throat into a daycare again.

 
The difference between yo mamma and a washing machine?

A washing machine wont follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

 
Yo Mamma so dense they call her the black hole, or was that because the entire High school football team lost their class rings?

 
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