Yo Mamma

[NOAZ longshot]

Those old enough to remember the late 70s and 80s probably remember all the Yo Mamma jokes. In todays "Cancel Culture" the innocent act of retelling a Yo Mamma joke would have you banned from all social media platforms faster than a Sandford & Sons re-run. So let's have your best Yo Mamma jokes and any others that you think would offend a snowflake.

 

[NOAZ longshot]

Personally, I think yo mamma jokes are old, cheap, and overused................just like yo mamma!!!

 

[BONES]

“Yo mama is so broke she ain’t got no money.”

-my 5 year old nephews yo mama joke. 

 

[John@Outfront]

yo momma is so dumb she is still looking for the “Any key” on the keyboard

 

[Stugots]

Yo Mama so poor she has to jack off the dog to feed the cat..

 

[Blue horse]

Yo Moma is so fat that when she hauls ass,

She has to make two trips!

 

[Misterkidd]

Yo momma so fat her picture fell off the wall.

 

[danwalker]

Yo momma so fat she uses a VCR for her pager

 

[MWB]

Yo moma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror

 

[BaBaBouy]

Yo momma is so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[Chingon619]

Yo momma so short she can walk under her bed with high heels on

Yo momma so short, she plays handball on a curb

 

[JDMeister]

Yo Mama So Ugly The Police refused To Take Her Picture

 

[dbart]

Yo momma's so fat, if she buys a fur coat...a whole species will go extinct!

:bag:

 

[dbart]

Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!

:bag:

 

[dbart]

Yo momma's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back!

:bag:

 

[Mac]

Yo momma's so dumb she paid up front for a Speed UTV....

 

[RIDERED]

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV you miss two commercials. 

 

[JDMeister]

Yo Mama So Fat She Has Her Own Zip Code.

 

[Stugots]

Yo mama so dumb she dated Mac.