Ultimatum

August 1989. Girlfriend says "Marry Me Or Else" My comment, I'll be back with an answer. Flew to San Diego for 10 days. Came up with my answer. "Or Else" When I got home from work the first day back, about to release The Verdict, she drops a Bomb on my head. "I'm Pregnant"

3 weeks later my daughter was born! (Not a Type-O) THREE WEEKS! Peace

 
Ultimatums don't work on me.  If you have to threaten or change me...bye.

 
I gave the wife an Ultimatum last winter. She wanted a pool for the Dream Home. I told her, you don't even swim in the pool we have now. Ok Dear, you jump in the pool today, I'll get you a pool. It was 40* that day. I came home from work that afternoon. She was in a towel standing in the kitchen. Butt Naked under a towel with two shots of tequila (Casamigos) sitting on the counter. I had forgot what I said earlier that morning and promptly asked "What are you doing?" She said, you're a man of your word. TOAST! She walked outside, dropped the towel and proceeded to WALK into the freezing cold water. All the way up to her neck. She walked back out and said......"Looks like I'm getting a pool" Be careful with Ultimatums. Some can cost you a FUNCO! Peace
Notice it says afternoon. Most people work until the night. 

 
John, I open the door for my wife EVERYDAY.

Problem is she keeps coming back home :dunno:  - kidding ! :bag:

A good marriage is work, and thats all I gots to say about that.

Mine must suck then, because it's no work at all :dunno:

 
I gave the wife an Ultimatum last winter. She wanted a pool for the Dream Home. I told her, you don't even swim in the pool we have now. Ok Dear, you jump in the pool today, I'll get you a pool. It was 40* that day. I came home from work that afternoon. She was in a towel standing in the kitchen. Butt Naked under a towel with two shots of tequila (Casamigos) sitting on the counter. I had forgot what I said earlier that morning and promptly asked "What are you doing?" She said, you're a man of your word. TOAST! She walked outside, dropped the towel and proceeded to WALK into the freezing cold water. All the way up to her neck. She walked back out and said......"Looks like I'm getting a pool" Be careful with Ultimatums. Some can cost you a FUNCO! Peace
That is a fantastic story and it really happened---as you would say.......... Peace!

 
Like @John@Outfront I too open the door for my wife and when we are out, we're holding hands.

No ultimatums. It's all about the little things and compromise.

In the morning if there are dishes in the sink, I wash them...if they are in the rack, I'll put them away. Not because I like doing it...it's just nice when she comes home thinking they might still be there and they aren't. Clean the house just because and so she doesn't have to.

Whoever gets up last makes the bed.

I am horrible in the kitchen as far as cooking but I am trying. Me, I'm an outdoor guy and love to BBQ especially after we redid our backyard.

I really want and need to step up my game in the kitchen though. Maybe I should start a thread on simple dinners for 2.....HELP ME!

:lmao:

 
Ultimatums are NOT for the kindest heart. They usually come from mean / angry / confused people. Peace

 
Ultimatums don't have to be  the end all..

They can simply be your line in the sand..the opposition needs to also consider.

For instance.  Your chic is barking about your derelict azz playing video games all day.  She says if you don't stop and take out the trash she is gonna go to her mom's house.

You didn't take out the trash.

Did you win or lose?

p.s. there is left over pizza in the fridge.....................

 
Ultimatums don't have to be  the end all..

They can simply be your line in the sand..the opposition needs to also consider.

For instance.  Your chic is barking about your derelict azz playing video games all day.  She says if you don't stop and take out the trash she is gonna go to her mom's house.

You didn't take out the trash.

Did you win or lose?

p.s. there is left over pizza in the fridge.....................


I hate when she takes my video games away. Peace

 
Speaking of Ultimatums....2 words.

Gavin Newsom!

 
Marry an Ugly Woman so when she leaves you, you'll be happy. Peace

 
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