Meanwhile, today in Newport!!!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.

A tale of a fateful ship.

It started from this tropic port,

After a toke and many sips...

No passengers set sail that day

Was to be a lonely trip.

The captain was a wiry bloke

Did lines and lines of coke

If not for this idiots lack of skill

He might have made the coast...

:bag:

 
My wife was watching that on the news when I came home yesterday - I walked in just when the boat rammed the other boats, I thought she was watching a movie  and asked what movie is that, she said movie?  that's  the real news  -  I could not believe it...

 
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