There is a very high probability this will happen in the company of people
I do trust..
I was the first of my friends to buy a house. I went to a tech school and started a career, my friends to regular university. So, come holiday time..Parties were always at my place. One friend was notorious for being the first one out. One other friend always found a Sharpie to tag him with. Hitler 'stache, d!ck on his cheek..the usual.
One Xmas eve we had one such gathering..lol. Sleepy friend did as he does, other friend followed in fashion. However, my bud with the Sharpie swung for the fence this time. Fully blacked out HALF of our guy's face. Inside of his ear, eyelid, nostril...ALL of it Drew several cock 'n balls on his chest, arms, and legs.
When homie woke up he was after blood. He was supposed to be at his grandma's house for lunch. He must've been in the shower for over an hour trying to scrub it off. He did a pretty good job considering.
After the festivities he comes back over. Even more pissed. Evidently the artist had drawn a HUGE D!KK on his calf that went unnoticed. Buddy went to lunch at his G-ma's house with a huge D on his leg. His mom knew of the hijinks that would typically happen and calmly suggested that next time he should wash better...LOL
