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Shameful: Joe Biden Forced to Wait for Seat After Arriving Late for Queen’s Funeral – Milkmaid Jill Does Not Disappoint

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand-new Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving, and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt, and I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone

away from my ear, which fell into my coffee which was between my legs, splashed and burned Big AL and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an Important call. Darn women drivers!

 
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