A glass of wine
[SIZE=24pt]To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]and those who don't and are always[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]seen with a bottle of water in their hand:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]As Ben Franklin said:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In wine there is wisdom,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In beer there is freedom,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In water there is bacteria.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In a number of carefully controlled trials,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]scientists have demonstrated that if we drink[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]1 liter of water each day,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]at the end of the year we would have absorbed[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]found in feces.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]However,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt](or rum, whiskey or other liquor)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]because alcohol has to go through a purification process[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]of boiling, filtering and fermenting.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]Remember:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]Water = Poop,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]Wine = Health[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]than to drink water and be full of chit[/SIZE] [SIZE=36pt].[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]I'm doing it as a public service.[/SIZE]
