JD'S Memes

A Tibetan monk has been discovered in a remote mountain cave in Nepal. It is sending shockwaves around the world. He is believed to be the oldest person in the world at 209 YEARS OLD! He was found in a state of deep meditation called "takatet." At first he appeared to be a mummy, but when the archeologist examining him discovered a pulse, it became clear he was still alive.

Among his sparse possessions was a parchment journal filled with nuggets of wisdom from over his two centuries of life. One of the most recent entries was, "don't believe everything on Facebook."

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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,

'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really

give away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.

My wife won twice last week.'

 
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