JD'S Memes

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
 
I Didn't Know How Many Ways

I Could Use "Fix A Flat" Until I

Ran Out Of Viagra

 
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