JD'S Memes

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An a-ganger is a machinist mate on a sub, they handle all of the mechanical stuff, including mostly plumbing, like hydraulics and hp air...

Joke of the day....
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed, dissipated drunk A-Ganger slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk A-Ganger slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk A-Ganger replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
 
Lord of the Dunes said:
An a-ganger is a machinist mate on a sub, they handle all of the mechanical stuff, including mostly plumbing, like hydraulics and hp air...

Joke of the day....
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed, dissipated drunk A-Ganger slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk A-Ganger slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk A-Ganger replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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Not to be confused with an MR (Machinery Repairman) who actually operates machines like Lathes, Mills, ETC.....  LOL.

 
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