JD'S Memes
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Wife
“Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon."
Husband
“I'm so sorry Honey, but you probably don't want to hear the reason."
Wife
"I want the truth, and I want it NOW!"
Husband
“Fine. We finished in under 4 hours; a quick beer in the Clubhouse’. I hopped into the car, and would have been here by 12 noon, but on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.
"I want the truth, and I want it NOW!"
I changed it in a jiffy, and next, she's offering me money. Of course, I refuse it, then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begs me to stop by so she can buy me a beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes.
Before you know it, one beer turned into three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.
Then she tells me she has a room right there at the Sheraton, less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.
Now I'm in her room...clothes are flying...the talking stopped…and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours because before I know it, the clock says 5:30. I jump up, throw my clothes on, run to the car, and here I am. There. You wanted the truth. You got it.
Wife
Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you?”
“Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon."
Husband
“I'm so sorry Honey, but you probably don't want to hear the reason."
Wife
"I want the truth, and I want it NOW!"
Husband
“Fine. We finished in under 4 hours; a quick beer in the Clubhouse’. I hopped into the car, and would have been here by 12 noon, but on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.
"I want the truth, and I want it NOW!"
I changed it in a jiffy, and next, she's offering me money. Of course, I refuse it, then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begs me to stop by so she can buy me a beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes.
Before you know it, one beer turned into three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.
Then she tells me she has a room right there at the Sheraton, less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.
Now I'm in her room...clothes are flying...the talking stopped…and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours because before I know it, the clock says 5:30. I jump up, throw my clothes on, run to the car, and here I am. There. You wanted the truth. You got it.
Wife
Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you?”
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ANGRYBUTTCRACK
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How far away were you from what you hit?
Buddy and myself just bought 2 'hand gun' style Co2 pellet guns a couple of days ago (haven't owned one for 30 years). Mine has a 20 shot clip and his has a 16, but you have to flip it 8+8. Mine is 20 shots all in one 'loop' in the clip. I was suprised how quiet they were. Sounded like an airsoft. I personally like the rifles with pump. I think they're much more powerful/accurate.
He has a possum that cruises around his backyard in the daytime he wants to kill.
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PS. You'll shoot your EYE out!... :rofl: Hope you had on glasses.. you actually could have ... :classic_sad:
John@Outfront
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You’re not going to believe it but it was not a ricochet, it was the cheap scope that hit my eye. It was sharp and I was not holding very tight and pulled the trigger. Lol
its a toy right…..
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