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I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

 

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READING FROM THE BIBLE

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

 

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Did not see this one coming…

Bob Saget dead at 65. Had the pleasure to meet him a few times, see his stand up and hangout one night with him & @ronpearsoncomedy. My deepest condolences to his lovely and fellow foodie wife Kelly (@eattravelrock), his kids, family and friends.

A truly kind, generous & funny man.

 

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AVOCADOS

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

 

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