JD'S Memes

DIDN'T BIDEN JUST SCREAM AT US FOR AN HOUR LAST WEEK ABOUT HOW "WONDERFUL" OUR LIVES ARE?????

BIDUMNOMICS

“Walmart is closing 23 stores in 8 states (all blue).

Target is closing 9 stores in 4 states (all blue).

Walgreens is closing 900 stores (mostly blue)

Bed bath and beyond is closing its remaining 360 stores.

Lowes has closed 50 stores.

Macy's is closing 150 stores (mainly blue)

Starbucks has closed 61 stores (mainly blue)

Home Depot is closing 15 stores

Dollar Tree is closing 1,000 stores

Foot Locker is closing 400 stores

Gap is closing 350 stores

Party City is closing 24 stores (mainly blue)

Big Lots is closing stores in Cali and Colorado

Burger King is closing 400 stores

Best Buy is closing 20 stores

Boston Market is closing 27 stores

Kmart only has 2 stores left

Sears closed all but 22 stores

Regal Cinemas has closed 429 movie theaters

Kroger grocery chain has closed 413 stores

US Bank is closing 23 branches

Wells Fargo is closing over 60 branches

Capital One is closing 50 branches

Bank of America is closing 20 branches

All because the economy is so wonderful.”

HOW are all these employees going to survive without their jobs Joe?

 
So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
End of story!🎤drop

 
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