JD'S Memes

City of Lakewood

3739 Centralia Street

Lakewood, CA 90712

Can you imagine moving in at the same time? Life magazine published a photograph in 1953 that was supposed to be a typical move-in day booming Lakewood, with a moving van in every driveway and each family’s belongings on their front lawns.

Lakewood was one of the first suburban developments to attract buyers with a street of completely furnished and landscaped model homes. On the first day of sales in 1950, 25,000 people lined up to have a look. At the end of the first month, an estimated 200,000 people had visited the Lakewood Park development, and more than 1,000 families had purchased homes. As many as 50 houses a day were sold, with a record 107 sold in one hour. At the end of the first ten months, 7,200 had been sold. Home seekers waited in long lines to talk to one of the 35 salespeople who staffed the office from 9:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. on weekends.

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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice,

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice,

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? .... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

 
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his: Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?

"She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"

“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

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