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A married couple was playing a round of golf at an ultra-exclusive course surrounded by massive, million-dollar homes. As they stepped up to the third tee, the husband warned his wife,
“Be careful with your drive, honey. If you break a window around here, it’s going to cost a fortune.”
She took her swing—and immediately sliced the ball straight through the largest house’s front window.
The husband groaned. “I knew it. Let’s go apologize and see how bad the damage is.”
They rang the doorbell, and a man invited them inside. The place was a disaster—glass all over the floor and an old bottle lying on its side in the entryway.
“Are you the ones who broke my window?” the man asked.
“Yes,” the husband said nervously. “We’re very sorry.”
“Sorry?” the man smiled. “No—thank you! I’m a genie who’s been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You freed me, so I’ll grant each of you one wish. I get the final wish.”
The husband didn’t hesitate. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“Granted,” said the genie.
Turning to the wife, the genie asked, “And what do you wish for?”
“I want a house in every country in the world.”
“Done,” the genie replied.
Then he asked, “Now… my wish?”
The husband glanced at his wife and shrugged. “We’ve got money and houses. I guess that’s fair.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and disappeared with her for two hours.
When he finally returned, he smiled and asked her,
“So… how old is your husband?”
“Thirty-five,” she replied.
The genie laughed.
“And he still believes in genies? That’s incredible!”
A married couple was playing a round of golf at an ultra-exclusive course surrounded by massive, million-dollar homes. As they stepped up to the third tee, the husband warned his wife,
“Be careful with your drive, honey. If you break a window around here, it’s going to cost a fortune.”
She took her swing—and immediately sliced the ball straight through the largest house’s front window.
The husband groaned. “I knew it. Let’s go apologize and see how bad the damage is.”
They rang the doorbell, and a man invited them inside. The place was a disaster—glass all over the floor and an old bottle lying on its side in the entryway.
“Are you the ones who broke my window?” the man asked.
“Yes,” the husband said nervously. “We’re very sorry.”
“Sorry?” the man smiled. “No—thank you! I’m a genie who’s been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You freed me, so I’ll grant each of you one wish. I get the final wish.”
The husband didn’t hesitate. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“Granted,” said the genie.
Turning to the wife, the genie asked, “And what do you wish for?”
“I want a house in every country in the world.”
“Done,” the genie replied.
Then he asked, “Now… my wish?”
The husband glanced at his wife and shrugged. “We’ve got money and houses. I guess that’s fair.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and disappeared with her for two hours.
When he finally returned, he smiled and asked her,
“So… how old is your husband?”
“Thirty-five,” she replied.
The genie laughed.
“And he still believes in genies? That’s incredible!”
