I woke drunk in hate this morning and not even my 4:30am workout could shake it. So...

TheSPAINishLover

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Rivermobster, I hope you trip on a pebble and hurt yourself in a way that you have to endure pain for 2-3 days, midget.

Crusty, I hope you choke emptying a buffet tray of dicks down your throat.

Rockwood, I hope you get gangrene because of your stupid scooter crash.

Cookie, well, you already live in Canyon Lake. Nothing more worse than that.

Grease Monkey, I hope y0re boats capsize because of y0re sole failure to fix y0re customers problem(s).

Reallbadlarry, I hope you become "Realgoodlarry" and get taken advantage of.

dbart, y0re wife already beats you...and I hope that continues.

Finally, JD, I hope you end up realizing that the next woman you take home from the local bar has a twig and berries after it's too late ala Gary in Bachelor Party.

Bouy, I wish nothing but the best for you playa. Game rekonize game, playboi.
 
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I did spend some time in Nashville. Many good clubs
to visit. One near my hotel was called "Frank & Stein".
(Hot dogs and beer) Bluegrass bands rocked the house.
I'm sure they are gone these days.
 
@Crusty

The average hot dog machine will have 547,500 weiners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime. Given its lifetime is 5-7 years and you're 55 years, y0re a dirty cochino! diaf
 
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