Date a girl with a crystal meth addiction or one that was really into crystals?

Would you rather date a girl with a crystal meth addiction or one that was really into crystals?


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:lmao:

Dated a chic way back in the day that I found out was a meth head. It got weird when I'd go to her place after work and she said she was gonna go digging later on with her friend from the bar... :kenk:  another coo coo chic that was a bartender that the local VA.

Uh, "digging"??? 

yeah, we're gonna go dig for rocks?

Uh huh....uh yeah ok!

Put up with it for a bit cause man it was like dating a porn star

:lmao:  

Ran into her Ex and he said to look out cause she's doing Meth again and asked if she's doing the whole digging for rocks in the middle of the night?

I said yep...and called her out on it. 

Sheri, your ex says your doing meth?

She WENT off on me that I'm accusing her of doing meth!

Uh...did you hear what I said...your Ex is telling me your doing meth! IF you're not, then you'd be mad at him for spilling these lies about you!

Again she goes off on me and how I'm an A-Hole...uh yeah, ok whatever!

But, OMG she had HUGE boobs and a killer body and it was naked fun time anytime! I was weak...I was young, I was in College and she was older than me!

She grabbed me, I was innocent... :laugh:  

Then caught her with this guy Allen who was a buddy of one of my friends.

She always complained about Allen if he came into her restaurant, every night. Effing Allen...can't stand that guy...Ugh Allen...Allen this, Allen that!

I straight up asked her if she like him cause she talked about him so much!

WHOA! That let the Crazy out of the bag right there...well the MORE Crazy! Holy Moly she went off on me that she would never be caught DEAD with someone like Allen!

1 week Later.........I go into the 100-1 club, local bar with my buddy Roger and Lo and BEHOLD there is Sheri and Allen all comfy cozy snuggled up next to each other!

:kenk:

Her EYES went Cartoon size HUGE when I walked in.

I got my self a drink and walked up to Allen. Hey man how's it going?

Uh...it's ok!

Hey Sheri...you're not looking too good, LOSE MY NUMBER!

:laugh1:

Yeah she called me that night to tell me he was a friend and she needed someone to talk to. I said...Click!

End of story!

:dbart:

 
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you should put a "run for the hills" button as the third option. I can honestly say I got both of the above in one package had had no idea that she was either when we met. Ended VERY badly and I can only say I felt really bad for her kid. :dunno:   :doh:
Sounds like fun...

Until it's not. 

 
Wouldn't your hpouse be immaculately cleaned daily? Along with your hozzle rocket? Peace

 
I like them skinny and ready for anything at a moments notice LOL 

 
You can't question their behavior. Just go with it. Peace

 
Oh man, I've got some stories.

Flirted with a chick at work i came across, off and on for about a year. I had another crazy chick so I wasn't really pursuing it. 

Broke up with other crazy chick and it was on. 

Had a pretty hot couple of weeks. Then i went to her house... 

Try a Vet tec with 5 ferrets, 3 cats with various fatal injuries, a mean ass 125lb rottweiler, down for any kind of speed or pot, Crystal rock collection and Wicka chick. 

Hot as chit. Crazy as hell.

One night, Weeks after I broke it off.

Buddy dropped me off at my jeep after work. Random spot we had met at. 

I see something under my jeep. I grab it. It's a little sage/stick voo doo doll deal.

I laugh. Jump in my jeep look back and this chick is 100 yards across a parking lot watching me.

 
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this chit sounds like fun for a hot min I wanna try one out. :sexpos: LOL. we don't have them as much here in Jersey as you guys do in California

 
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