Bacon may disappear in California...

Mac said:
Great...

Now all you Commiefornia people will come buy all our bacon, further jacking up prices and causing a bacon shortage here.

If this starts, I'm contacting all the agricultural check points and tell them to confiscate all the illegal bacon and send it back.
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No Bacon is Illegal 

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Lord of the Dunes said:
Bacon is essential for the future of mankind. Let me explain.

For hundreds of years, people have been hoping for peace in the Middle East. The Jews and the Muslims have been fighting each other for thousands of years. Why? The only two religions who forbid the eating of pork, ham and bacon are the Jewish and Muslim religions. Everyone else eats bacon and as a result of the magical taste, doesn't feel like wiping their neighbors off the planet.

Once we can show the Jews and Muslims that they're actually craving bacon instead of hating each other to death, we will finally achieve Peace in the Middle East.  The answer to their problems can be solved with bacon, instead of nukes and chemical weapons.
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LOL!

Have you ever been to a Jewish deli?   Bacon is an essential part of the menu along with sandwiches stack so high no human can unhinge there jaw to take a bite.  LMAO!!!!

 
Sand Shark said:
LOL!

Have you ever been to a Jewish deli?   Bacon is an essential part of the menu along with sandwiches stack so high no human can unhinge there jaw to take a bite.  LMAO!!!!
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What foods are Jews not allowed to eat?
 
 







Kashrut—Jewish dietary laws

Certain foods, notably pork and shellfish, are forbidden;





 
Lord of the Dunes said:
What foods are Jews not allowed to eat?
 
 







Kashrut—Jewish dietary laws

Certain foods, notably pork and shellfish, are forbidden;
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Usually orthodox or those that follow a Kosher diet stay away.  The rest eat what they want.  

 
Mac said:
Great...

Now all you Commiefornia people will come buy all our bacon, further jacking up prices and causing a bacon shortage here.

If this starts, I'm contacting all the agricultural check points and tell them to confiscate all the illegal bacon and send it back.
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Screw overpriced Zoner bacon, I am going to Tijuana.  Real good stuff.

 
Rat bastards! Do they just sit back, pinky's up drinking their wine and think of what to eff with next?!

 
Meh, this will be pushed back because the pork producer lobby will get an injunction saying that because the state didn't publish regulations on it in a timely manner, there is no way for them to comply with the law.  peas . .

 
CA idiots. Laughing stock of the Nation. And the most beautiful state on the Globe. WTF! Peace

 
ChEFF said:
CA idiots. Laughing stock of the Nation. And the most beautiful state on the Globe. WTF! Peace
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Most of the idiots have left CA!  Just read this thread!  Peace !!🤣

And they love the HEAT!  PEACE !!

 
So i am confused, 

Why does this matter, you can not have assault rifle in CA,  

No Bacon, 

and in CA, i guess all auto parts give you cancer, 

and you must own a electric car, 

So this is just par for the coarse in CA,   

 
J Alper said:
So i am confused, 

Why does this matter, you can not have assault rifle in CA,  

No Bacon, 

and in CA, i guess all auto parts give you cancer, 

and you must own a electric car, 

So this is just par for the coarse in CA,   
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Only reason it matters is because the farmers in Iowa want to have California's business, they will have to comply and then the entire country will have to help pay for it.  It happens over and over again, look at the car industry.  it sucks and the Feds should overrule this nonsense.

 
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