I woke drunk in hate this morning and not even my 4:30am workout could shake it. So...

I’m in Denver waiting on my connecting flight to LAX…and heavily buzzed- did a 1,349 kcal wkout and just now ate! All it took was two double shot Mules.

I wish I were at home in Knoxville. The only good part is the hit stewardesses rubbing against my shoulders because they’re so broad. ☺️

Crusty invited me and family to eat at Tam’s on Crenshaw. I can’t make this stuff up. Tam’s! Fvcking Tam’s!
How did her kneecaps feel on your shoulders?
 
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