JDMeister
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Many years ago, a distant cousin decided to partake of the popular "Nose Candy".
Well, it didn't take long before he was offered a paid vacation, all expenses, food, room,
private toilet, free security 24/7.
They even offered visitation on weekends for relatives.
Since he was a juvenile, he was allowed to bunk with other young pharmacy devotees.
And like many such resorts, "Tough Love" was the theme of the day.
So, the vacationers were encouraged to work off some energy by cleaning up the
parking lot trash containers after visiting hours were over.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, the story I was told, the workers did empty the trash cans,
and kept the small plastic baggies of nose candy and cigarettes left in the parking lot trash cans,
reserving the baggies and cigarettes for later consumption.
I suspect, the official "Workers" were too lazy to do the work,
and forced the "kids" to provide janitorial services.
Typical L. A. County workers.
Well, it didn't take long before he was offered a paid vacation, all expenses, food, room,
private toilet, free security 24/7.
They even offered visitation on weekends for relatives.
Since he was a juvenile, he was allowed to bunk with other young pharmacy devotees.
And like many such resorts, "Tough Love" was the theme of the day.
So, the vacationers were encouraged to work off some energy by cleaning up the
parking lot trash containers after visiting hours were over.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, the story I was told, the workers did empty the trash cans,
and kept the small plastic baggies of nose candy and cigarettes left in the parking lot trash cans,
reserving the baggies and cigarettes for later consumption.
I suspect, the official "Workers" were too lazy to do the work,
and forced the "kids" to provide janitorial services.
Typical L. A. County workers.
