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Once upon a time there lived a King





who had the most beautiful daughter.





But there was a problem.  An evil wizard had put a





curse on the daughter so that everything the princess





touched would melt.





No matter what:





Metal, Wood, Stone. Anything she touched





would melt.





Because of this, men were afraid of her.





Nobody would dare marry her.





The King despaired.





What could he do to help his daughter?





He consulted his wizards and magicians. One





wizard told the King,





"If your daughter touches one thing that does





not melt in her hands, the curse will be broken





and she will be cured."





The King was overjoyed and came up with a
plan. The next day, he held a competition.





Any man who could bring his daughter an





object that would not melt would marry her





and inherit the King's wealth.





THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE
CHALLENGE.





The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the Princess touched it, it
melted. The prince went away sadly.





The second prince brought diamonds. He





thought diamonds are the hardest substance





in the world and would not melt.





But alas, once the Princess touched them,





they turned to liquid.
He too was sent away disappointed.





The third prince approached. He told the





Princess,





"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is





in there."





The Princess did as she was told, though





she turned red. She felt something very





hard. She held it in her hand.





And it did not melt!





The King was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the Prince married the Princess and
they both lived happily ever after.





Question:





What was in the Prince's pants?





Answer below, scroll down
 
 



M&Ms of course!





They melt in your mouth,
not in your hand.





What on earth were
you thinking?





 
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