JD'S Memes

I Don't Want To Go Off on A Rant Here, Butt,
I Was Aware Of The O.J. Murder Charge, And
Pretty Much Was Convinced He Did It.
While It Happened, He Drove By My House,
(On the 405) And I Walked Up A Snapped
Some Pix. After This, My Buddy At Work Was
Freaked Out About It. Turns Out, He (My Buddy)
Was Adopting The Daughter Of Kato Kaelin.
My Buddy Married The Ex-Wife Of Kato.
Rumor Was, Kato Was There, Saw The Murder
That Night.
Kato Went "To The Matresses" And Could
Not Sign The Adoption Papers For My Buddy.
The Story Was, He Knew, And Feared O. J.
(Names Removed For Safety)
A Few Weeks Later, Kato Surfaced And Was Still
Alive.
O. J. Was Found Innocent, And The Rest Is History.

 
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