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Colin's Wedding

Colin , 65, married Jenny, a lovely 28 year old.

Since her new husband is so old,

Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Colin should separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny

prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Colin, her 65year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Colin takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears

another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Colin. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Colin kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it, Colin is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 28 - year - old, ready for

more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Colin gets set to leave again,

his young bride says to him, 'I am

thoroughly impressed that at your

age you can perform so well and so

often. I have been with guys less

than a third of your age who were

only good once. You are truly a great

lover, Colin.'

Colin, somewhat embarrassed, turns

to Jenny and says:

'You mean I was here already?'

 
Let's chat about Stage Door Casino, shall we?

-This value-oriented bar is located steps away from Cromwell and Horseshoe.

-They sell $1 bottles of Bud and Bud Lite.

-They sell a 1/4lb hot dog + a beer for $3.

-The service is outstanding.

-They have bartop Video Poker.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room:

-It's a dump.

-The VP buttons are sticky/missing

-The customers are rough.

When I was there, a rough dude yelled across the bar to what appeared to be a mother/daughter, “So, do you guys want to take turns? Or kill 2 birds with one stone?”

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