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I'm offering a new service. If you waste $20 a day on lottery tickets you can join my hassle free program where I text you four times a day, "Don't buy lottery tickets, Einstein." I only charge $5 a day, thus saving you a whopping $15 per DAY!!! Bigger spenders can join the whopper deluxe savings club where I only charge you $20 a day! Such a deal! French fries sold separately, extended warranty available for an additional fee.

 
I'm offering a new service. If you waste $20 a day on lottery tickets you can join my hassle free program where I text you four times a day, "Don't buy lottery tickets, Einstein." I only charge $5 a day, thus saving you a whopping $15 per DAY!!! Bigger spenders can join the whopper deluxe savings club where I only charge you $20 a day! Such a deal! French fries sold separately, extended warranty available for an additional fee.
I can do it for $4 a day and I'll add in a smiley face!

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