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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took

it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's

ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then

proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring,

she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in

the dog's ears once a month.

My wife went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the

register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your

arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion

for a couple of days."

My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm

using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week..

 
Die Maschine ist nicht dafür gedacht, dass Sie mit den Tasten herumspielen!! Lehnen Sie sich zurück, lassen Sie die Hände in den Taschen und beobachten Sie die hübschen Lichter.

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