JD'S Memes

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and

announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

 
At age 17, she was rejected from college.

At age 25, her mother died from disease.

At age 26, she moved to Portugal to teach English.

At age 27, she got married.

Her husband abused her. Despite this, her daughter was born.

At age 28, she got divorced and was diagnosed with severe depression.

At age 29, she was a single mother living on welfare.

At age 30, she didn't want to be on this earth.

But, she directed all her passion into doing the one thing she could do better than anyone else.

And that was writing.

At age 31, she finally published her first book.

At age 35, she had released 4 books, and was named Author of the Year.

At age 42, she sold 11 million copies of her new book, on the first day of release.

This woman is J.K. Rowling. Remember how she considered suicide at age 30?

Today, Harry Potter is a global brand worth more than $15 billion dollars.

Never give up. Believe in yourself. Be passionate. Work hard. It’s never too late.

She is J.K. Rowling

Source: Chisase Foundation...

Be inspired to never give up. And remember, there is one thing you could do better than anyone. Focus on that. Before you know it, the world is yours to conquer.

 
Here's A Story About Bill Gates.
No, Not Bill And Epstein. About Too Much
Cash and Scammers Trying To Steal It.

Set Yore Clock Back To 1984.
I Had Been Working At L.A. County since 1979.
My Bro in Law Also Worked there, Different Section.
He, Dennis, Was Given Maintenance Supervision Of A
Project "Building Out" Called: "The Carver Greenfield Process".
The Process Was Designed To Burn Dried Poop And Create
Energy Using A Steam Turbine. (What Could Go Wrong?)
My Section Had Steam Turbines Also, (Gas Powered)
And Yes, I Was The Man For Gas Turbines.
The LADWP Was Also Building Out A Carver Facility.
Fast Forward Six Months And The LADWP Plant Exploded Killing
A Couple Of Workers.
As It Turns Out, The "Process" Seemed To Work In A Lab Setting,
But Really Did Not Scale "UP" Well.
Both LADWP and Our Group Halted The Builds and Mothballed The Hardware.
On A Side Note, This All Was Funded By Federal Grants. (Your Taxes And Mine)
The People Approving This Cluster Didn't Have A Clue.
I Blame Lobbyists.
Fast Forward To A Few Years Ago, And Some Scammer Had Convinced
Bill Gates To Fund A Carver Process In Africa.
Bill Did Fund The Startup, and I Was Following Bill On His "Blog", So I Posted
The Facts. I Never Heard Much About The Africa Thing After That.
Someone Must Have Informed Bill. (I'm Positive He Does Not Read That Stuff)
The Problem Is, The  Dried Poop Is Carried In  Piping Using Diesel As A Medium.
What Could Possible Go Wrong? It's Like The Entire Facility Was A "Red Shirt".
(If You Don't Understand, Dried Poop And Diesel Explode When Exposed To Oxygen)
The Pipe Used A Vacuum To Move Poop Along. Any Leaks = BOOM.

Ah, The Good Old Days.

 
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