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A recalled Nevada license plate meant to “drive away” Californians is getting one last chance to go back on the streets.

The plate — which reads “GOBK2CA,” short for “Go back to California” — was recalled by the state Department of Motor Vehicles in May after it received a complaint.

 
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she grabs one and goes to the register.

A store employee is standing there with dark-shaded glasses.

She says, "Excuse me, sir... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma’am, I’m blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She didn’t believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That’s a six-foot graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and ten lb. test line... It’s a good all-around rod and reel and $65.00."

She says, "That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for, so I’ll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register.

And in the meantime, the woman farts.

At first, she is embarrassed but realizes there is no way he could tell it was her... being blind; he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $109.62."

She says, "But didn’t you say it was $65.00?"

He says, "Yes, ma’am, the rod and reel is $65.00, the duck call is $26.00, and the catfish stink bait is $10.50; the rest is for the government."

 
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