JD'S Memes

I really don't know why admin springs to mind when I posted this on my page?

Not a lot of people know this I'm Diving in Red Sea this week with my old buddy Herman the German-you really can't believe the health and safety laws his company got to put up with

He's MD of an online bra manufacturer in Munich called Schtoppendefloppen online

The ladies have to send 4 pictures of their bazookas from different angles,they then use 3D technology and imaging to give a perfect fit- it's quite a small outfit- 2 office staff 6 on the shop floor and 4,000 technical staff in imaging support.

All unpaid volunteer's and he has a waiting list of hundreds!?

He's been told by Deutschland H&S that for lady's of a certain size he has to provide safety instructions as follows:-

1-Before unloading please make sure children are at least 1 meter away- as there have been many instances of soft tissue damage

2 please wear a chinstrap before unloading as there have been claims for chipped teeth as a result of uncontrollable rebounding

He may have to close his company as he now has many claims from his volunteers for work related injuries causing carpal tunnel problems?

 
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