Joke of the day! (No Memes)

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Man gets hit by a rental car.
Said it Hertz.
 
My wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality, and she has thrown in 5 more for free.
Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get to experience them all in one day.
 
ESCO said:
My wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality, and she has thrown in 5 more for free.
Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get to experience them all in one day.
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Sounds like 5times the money #6 if a bonus
 
GM: How do you know when you are being flirted with?
JD: When I hand her the money.
 
I'M EXCITED to announce I have completed the first item on my bucket list.
I have the bucket.
 
EVERY TIME I visit a website, I click Accept Cookies.
I have yet to receive a single cookie and I'm getting sick and tired of the lies.
 
I walk into a bar, and say "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke"?
The waitress says, "Before you start, I'm blonde, the bartender is blonde
and so is the owner. Do you still want to tell a blonde joke"?
I said "No, I don't want to repeat it three times".
 
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