Vette Cart Corvette on FB Marketplace.

[onanysunday]

[SIZE=1.0625rem]Seller's Description[/SIZE]












[SIZE=.9375rem]1993 Chevrolet Corvette · Coupe · Driven 560 miles First ask yourself, are you ready to fight off hoards of women? Because this is your ride to cougar town, and guess what? Comes with a pack of Trojan MAGNUM condoms because you can’t be knocking up every beauty you bring home to the trailer park. 6.2 600hp ls3 v8 because there’s no replacement for displacement, yes it will boil the tires off, yes it will get sideways and pucker your butthole. If your grandpa didn’t have one of these bad boys in the 90s was he even proud to be American? You can live in a car but can you race a house? Been daily driving this beast for about a month and a half now, but my old lady told me I need to sell it because of all the women she’s had to fight off. No expense spared, very professional build. 25k or open to trades. Tagged titled and insured corvette. Just ask yourself why buy a razor like Chad down the street when you can be a man ? [/SIZE]

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[THD]

Excellent Joe Dirt style sales pitch.

 

[Dune-Track-N]

looks like a spin on the Roadkill, cleatus or Hoonagan rigs

 

[Rockwood]

LOL, sweet sales pitch.

Based on the stock throttle body, exhaust and intake manifolds, I'm thinking the "600hp LS3" is as optimistic as the Magnums... :biggrin:

 

[Don Parscale]

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Looks pretty nice for $25,000. Needs a few small things but not a bad deal. DON~~~