Tips for those who enjoy a beverage then drive.

[BaBaBouy]

If you drive after or while having an adult beverage (not advisable) what do you do to lessen the chance of being caught.
I’ve employed a few techniques over the years, here’s some,
Put a “We’re spending our grandchildren’ inheritance” on your rig (works best on an RV)
Flip your rear view mirror up, forget about what’s behind you.
Drive 4mph OVER the speed limit.
When changing lanes move the turn signal lever just until it activates, three “blinks” and you’re done, don’t lock it in place for a longer duration.

 

[Kraut_n_Rice]

Close one eye.

 

[Crusty]

Shit yore pants.

If I pulled you over and smelled/saw that...you'd get a pass for sure.

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

It used to be a combo of BLM, rainbow, they/them, weed, and peace sign stickers. Not so much any more.

 

[Sierra4x4]

What’s the first rule of Fight Club?

 

[Rorschach]

Get to your destinations as quickly as possible.
Reduce your exposure by following these simple rules

-Go as fast as you can
-Never touch the brake
-No lights especially if it's dark
-Ignore all traffic control devices

 

[Bansh88]

Get married. Permanent DD

 

[Crusty]

Have kids.

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[Sand Shark]

Get married. Permanent DD

and permanent GPS that lets you know to make a turn as you are passing said turn.

 

[Toy Collector]

and permanent GPS that lets you know to make a turn as you are passing said turn.

In Yellowstone, nonetheless.

 

[Kraut_n_Rice]

Get married. Permanent DD

My wife drives 99% of the time. Boozin', or not. It's awesome.

 

[Crusty]

 

[Cookie]

 

[Chingon619]

My wife drives 99% of the time. Boozin', or not. It's awesome.

Same LOL I manifested it by driving like a racecar driver everywhere. It worked!