Product Slogans

[Rockwood]

I really feel companies should hire me as a consultant to review slogans and names...

Whatchoo got?

 

[Poule43]

Our Most Important Package is Yours – FedEx


It’s So Big, You’ve Got to Grin to Get it in – Wagon Wheels.

The First Time is Never the Best – Campari

 If it Doesn’t Get All Over the Place, it Doesn’t Belong on Your Face – Carl’s Jr

 

[Poule43]

 Somebody Else Up There Loves You – Southwest Airlines



Pleasure is the Path to Joy – Häagen-Dazs

 

[Mac]

This reminds me of the movie Crazy People.

 

[Poule43]

This reminds me of the movie Crazy People.

This website should be called 

 

[Rockwood]

 

[Crusty]