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Kraut_n_Rice

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My wife walks into the house after work yesterday telling me that her nephew had messaged that he loves widdling with the knife "we" gave him for xmas. He's 10,.  :classic_cool: :classic_ninja:

My wife does all the xmas shopping. :

In my mind I'm thinking she is doing a solid for my little bro.

I then asker her where the knife came from and how she chose it.  DIdn't ask me for guidance. 

Her reply, "it was in a box on your work bench.  Since you hadn't opened it I figured it was one of the cheap ones you get, but it should be a good one, right?.."  My internal reply...WTF!!!!

Booger is I don't buy, nor really have cheap "give away" knives.  Nearly all my knives are Benchmade, a dozen or so.  If you're unfamiliar, intro knives are well above $100  None of the ones I buy are under $200..  She knows this  She has a couple mini-grips that she alternates to match her outfit daily.  I don't specifically remember buying this unit though.

I'm F'd on this one.  Can't ask to see it.  If it's one of my good ones I can't ask for it back, or to replace it...   Merry xmas buddy...lol

Chicks....

 
Don't let it bother you which knife it was, you know it was a high end one!  :classic_cool:

Before I retired my office was near Benchmade's HQ/factory, I could see it out my window. They gave our employees 50% off their knives. I would buy knives for retirees in our dept and Benchmade would custom engrave them for us. Great knives and great people to deal with. 

 
I'm not sweating it.  If I don't remember buying it, it wasn't that important to me.  Love the kid like he was my own, and he'll take extra care of it because it was "one from uncle B".

Just something funny I'd share.

 
Kraut_n_Rice said:
I'm not sweating it.  If I don't remember buying it, it wasn't that important to me.  Love the kid like he was my own, and he'll take extra care of it because it was "one from uncle B".

Just something funny I'd share.
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All of this is what I was thinking! Good man! Nothing like being the favorite uncle.

 
As for mine, almost perfect. Only flaw, she will not go to the dunes with me. Yes, I would really like her to go, miss having her there.

 
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Well if widding has a fever like Glamis fever, he might want to get him on the road to real money makin widdling!
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I always love when my wife volunteers my help to someone without asking me first.  
 

Yes I have a truck.  No I won’t help you move.  

 
First Ex-wife called me a Shithead. 
 

Second Ex-wife said that I was an bhole. 
 

I think I’m getting better with time!

 
BONES said:
I always love when my wife volunteers my help to someone without asking me first.  
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My wife tells me if it was not for her I would never talk with anyone.  And my response is......  "yea and?????  I have 2 friends......  how many more do I need???"  

 
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