Crusty you ok?

Sources are coming forward regarding the lack of ham in hamburger, stay tuned.
Ok, that is just crazy talk!
Next, you're gonna say Chicken of the sea isn't chicken and Buffalo wings aren't made of buffalo?
Don't even say that Gas station Sushi isn't legit...thems' fight'n words!
LOL
 
But they are tasty!!!
No. No they're not. @Crusty's constant ecstatic waxing on them made me try one last time around. "Maybe they're not as terrible as I remember?" I thought. Daughter wanted McNuggets, saw the McRib on the board. Fuck it.

Opened the wrapper. Saw the pressed patty of beaks, lips, and assholes. Here we go.

Fuck. That. Had fries, a soda and one bite of McRib for lunch that fateful day. Never again.
 
No. No they're not. @Crusty's constant ecstatic waxing on them made me try one last time around. "Maybe they're not as terrible as I remember?" I thought. Daughter wanted McNuggets, saw the McRib on the board. Fuck it.

Opened the wrapper. Saw the pressed patty of beaks, lips, and assholes. Here we go.

Fuck. That. Had fries, a soda and one bite of McRib for lunch that fateful day. Never again.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I used to get about halfway through one.

Haven't had one for at least 25 years, now.

You could have pulled the "patty of beaks, lips and assholes" and just consumed the bread and sauce. That's my Plan B when I hit the wall, mid consumption.
 
No. No they're not. @Crusty's constant ecstatic waxing on them made me try one last time around. "Maybe they're not as terrible as I remember?" I thought. Daughter wanted McNuggets, saw the McRib on the board. Fuck it.

Opened the wrapper. Saw the pressed patty of beaks, lips, and assholes. Here we go.

Fuck. That. Had fries, a soda and one bite of McRib for lunch that fateful day. Never again.

Next is "Just the tip"....LMAO
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I used to get about halfway through one.

Haven't had one for at least 25 years, now.

You could have pulled the "patty of beaks, lips and assholes" and just consumed the bread and sauce. That's my Plan B when I hit the wall, mid consumption.
I hate bread. No meat ("meat"), no sandwich.

Next is "Just the tip"....LMAO
Didn't work for this Chino cocino.
 
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