BOOM, beeches! Let a playa play!

[TheSPAINishLover]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings
 

I’m going to target 6’ 2”. :tll:

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

 

[Bobalos]

I guess the $50,000 penis extension did not do it for "scott"....  LOL 

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

I guess the $50,000 penis extension did not do it for "scott"....  LOL 

Escott is hard to satisfy with anything other fat burritos and thick chorizo.

 

[Bobalos]

Longer legs ain't gonna help that... LOL 

 

[azyxzer]

There may be a downside...

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

44 minutes ago, azyxzer said:

There may be a downside...

Bruh, I don’t play ball.  Don’t kill my vibe, hawmie.

 

[Rockwood]

@TheLatinLover

“I was waking up two hours before my alarm every day just to walk around the neighborhood and cry,” 

NO MORE TEARS FOR THIS CRUEL WORLD!!! :biggrin:

 

[Crusty]

Short and Ugly vs Tall and Ugly......same problems bruh.

Like I told you....raise your height with stacks of ca$$h....all dem womeniz luv dah money.

 

[Rockwood]

Short and Ugly vs Tall and Ugly......same problems bruh.

Like I told you....raise your height with stacks of ca$$h....all dem womeniz luv dah money.

Yep, just ask Jon Lajoie

 

[dbart]

:kenk:  @TheLatinLover You go poohtoe

:lmao:

 

[Crusty]

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

:kenk:  @TheLatinLover You go poohtoe

:lmao:

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My only concern is that my long legs will make my pen0r appear small.  :coocoo:

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

Already use them. 

 

[Rockwood]

My only concern is that my long legs will make my pen0r appear even smaller.  :coocoo:

FIFY vergita.

 

[TheSPAINishLover]

FIFY vergita.

Made me spit out my coffee! Hahhahahahaahhahahhahahahahahaahha

 

[Crusty]

@TheLatinLover

You need to carry around a Circus Mirror...I've already lost 50 lbs!

 

[Rockwood]

Beeches?  Playa?  You must miss CA.  Here's a song for you:

 

[Crusty]

 

[dbart]

Um... :kenk:  I think this would be more accurate!

:bag:

@TheLatinLover  :lmao:  poohtoe!

:cheers: