As if growing up in Camp Lejeune housing and going to on base schools from 7th to 12th grade was not enough to take me out! I have most of the ailments from both lists (which are quite similar) long documented from a relatively early age exception of the aggressive fatal ones and cancers so far, knock on wood, that's so reliable anymore. Now you can at least say you know someone those annoying ads are targeted to! Those firms are going to get 40% plus expenses for each individual claim! Thats why they are so prevalent!
Am I going to be stupid rich someday? Am I going to live long enough to enjoy it if so? Instead of where one generally gets from working hard and serving?
I had the offending machine for probably two or more years and then my wife gets one weeks before the recall is announced and hers gets replaced immediately with a different model but I had to keep using mine for at least a whole year or more. I should have kept it for evidence and had it forensically dismantled and documented instead of returning it as they insisted probably more to hide the evidence than to refurbish it.
This will probably work out just as swell as it did for me the year I had free crappy health insurance thru my employer but paid extra to be on my wife's job's better insurance. Neither one of them would pay out even the smallest of routine claims because they were too busy playing chicken with each other not wanting to pay just in case the other did.