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So you can trade in a car that hasn't been delivered for a car you'll never get? Sounds like a great deal to me

He wouldn't make a pimple on Marvin Heemeyer's ass.

WTF is BUTT PASTE?

Touche

A castration/lobotomy combo is the only real solution here. As far as the castration part goes, it might be too late if he's already reproduced but at least it would prevent any further offspring.

I guess if you think you need to buy a $600 novelty just to prove you're the most annoying individual in your group then just save your money bcuz everyone already thinks so

What kind of dumb shit is that? It's powered with a cordless drill? HTF do you put that on a vehicle? Bailing wire and duct tape?

I believe that's a UK (including Ireland) whore according to the interwebs. Whore's slits/holes are different shapes and configurations based on the part of the world they are from. For instance, some are rightways and some are sideways.

That's bcuz it's pretty much using a urine fire to clean up soot buildup bcuz that is somehow more environmentally friendly

You used to be able to add a patty. Make it double meat or triple or whatever for about a buck each one. I used to get doubles and triples all the time. My buddy tried 6 once. Bread was mush. He was just chowin on a stack of processed "rib patties" with a "shit eating" grin on his face.

"it’s gonna live forever" Yeah,... Toyotas don't really do that anymore

How does one's rubber get shitty? Come on guys I don't really have to splain this to you. Do I?

There's nothing worse than a shitty rubber