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I can see the trial of the century now. The Defense will put Mr. Crust on the stand and ask, why did you stab him in the eye 37 times with an eye liner pencil ? Well you see I was standing in the bathroom putting my mascara on when he walked by and ( pulls the trigger). It was at that point...

What about for home ? No more walking into the boys room 8 times trying to get them out of the overnight sleep coma all teenagers have. Just walk in pull trigger and watch them jump out of bed, by the third day they will awake to the sound of the door opening. And just think of how much quicker...

One of the guys in our group friend has one, they are legit loud

You can always find something nice to say about anyone. I mean Hitler liked dogs, Pedophiles never speed thru School Zones Newsome though........ Well so far he has only fucked California

In the immortal words of Cornholio, Are You Threating Me ?

Wrong Zonie my friend I was not the one who bought your car. The sticker on the back of my car says " My Underachieving Son is the one who will get your Honor Role Daughter Pregnant"

No he was standing in the Cart

That's not very nice of you, what if we told you to check your PMS. How would that make you feel?

Almost as bad as the A-holes who run their Generator for no fucking reason

So close yet so far. That is me behind that group getting a beer out of my car.

But the 78 thru the rollers with the new style of headlights is miserable. I have been known to time it so I have the official sunrise time as I hit Blythe or Sunset as I arrive

If all goes well tomorrow before noon, If not Thursday morning as soon as traffic dies down

Don't worry if I see you at the flagpole I am not saying hi

Do you like this kind of stuffing?

Don't think he could reach the pedals though

If the replacement boot started to tear almost immediately, I would look into the why and the why not being cheap parts. I think even a cheap boot would work for a little bit unless something is not aligned or something else is broken.

The Guberment is good at only two things Taxing Blowing shit up thats it

I think Lovely will be in 13.5 but I don't get my truck back until late tomorrow

My Step-Dad use to say, He wished his 401K was making as much money as his gun collection was.