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Dare I say "Goddamn illegals!" 🤬

hr Amerikaner wagt es, die Überlegenheit und den Genius des deutschen Volkes herauszufordern? Wir werden mit doppelt so vielen Nerd-Soldaten zurückkehren.

Ahhhh…did you and the Prius share ‘periods’? #maga4life

…because you never show up. #bitchass

It's all lies...first it's his Ranger, then it's his Chevy, now it's his Pilot. Next it will be a 'rocket'...

JD, I have a friend who is a professional call girl and lives in Manhattan Beach. I would love to send her y0re way if y0re interested. A taco, buns, and milk for lunch or dinner perhaps?

I fill up every 6 weeks or so. My wife fills up every 10-14 days. After our grocery store credits, we end up filling up for $1.30 - $1.45 for 89 and $2.20 - $2.60 for '93.

So none of you sophisticates subscribe to the WSJ????!!!!! I'm MORE American than y'all.

The Chinese Billionaires Having Dozens of U.S.-Born Babies Via Surrogate Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites build mega-families, testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them...

*Waits for Realbaldlarry to ask for pics or it didn’t happen. *

That’s the kinda of threesome fantasies are made of!

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Sharing a new drop for you to bump in the Caddy and keep them ho's warm, hawmie! 'Tis da season! Tell them biatches to jingle your bells for a white Christmas. For those who don't know, Bouy's street name is Silky.

Crusty will very likely not meat up but it's ok. I don't take anything personally. dbart's wife will have him locked up in the pantry, so I'm not going to ask. Rivermobster is too short to make the long drive so he won't show. JD will show but he scares me. I would hang with SouthBay but...

I'm taking a Thursday red-eye flight to surprise Sebastian for his ceremony party on Friday. No one knows I'm flying back in. I fly back to TN early Sunday. If you're free, maybe you can show up Friday for the party?

My trip to SoCal was way more fun than expected—almost too fun, like the universe accidentally gave me someone else’s vacation. Traffic was so light I kept checking Google Maps to make sure I hadn’t fallen into a parallel dimension. Even the theme parks were empty. I got on rides so fast they...

LA County is the cancer of the entire United States.

I’m in Denver waiting on my connecting flight to LAX…and heavily buzzed- did a 1,349 kcal wkout and just now ate! All it took was two double shot Mules. I wish I were at home in Knoxville. The only good part is the hit stewardesses rubbing against my shoulders because they’re so broad. ☺️...

Man, I was filled with hate yesterday. I apologize fellas….except to dbart. I’m headed to the gym now after 9 hours of sleep and I’m feeling like a rockstar. Have a great day!