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y0re a dirty muchacha! You belong to the Streets; get out before the Washes claim you.

@Mac recommends trying LGBTQIA2S+ Road in Manly Springs, puteaux, right up y0re alley, literally.

I'll be in SoCal 11/21 to 12/8? Any dune trips then? If so, I'll pull up for a night! @Crusty you down, bitchass?

On a different note, are you still into tonguing 6"-12" clits? Asking for a friend who will be in Glamis this weekend.

Good thing I have a collection of bush magazines stored in boxes in my dungeon, somewhere.

Has a certain “duner” bought tickets, yet?

@Crusty's favorite… "I want all the cream pies."

That’s a Mac reply. 😂

My Halloween pick up lines tonight: "If you were a monster, you'd be Frankenfine!" "Damn girl! Mind if I scare your pants off?" "Be careful tonight, girl, because someone is going to think you're a treat!" "Is that a cell phone in your back pocket? Cuz I swear that ass is calling me!"

Making the bench seat in that Ranger look like a bucket seat. :ROFLMAO:

What's so funny Hefty? @Crusty I hope you run out of WD-40 on your drive home so you can't get from under the steering wheel of that mini-truck commuter you need to grease y0reselfs (pl.) to get into. Yeah, I'm in a bad, raging, angry mood today- my forearms are covered in a rash from PO. A...

Had my annual BBL/Moxi treatment done Friday morning so I have to stay indoors to avoid the Sun until Monday; can't shave my face until Wednesday. Lady who did my treatment thought I was 41-43yo. Health + fitness is the old dude flex now. 💪 It sucks because I can't be at my son's...

This. I came w/in simply having to pull the trigger. Glad I didn't and I will NEVER put myself in a situation in which I'm at the mercy or will of anyone.

I fvckimg love you, bro! Don’t forget who you come to for “tips”.

ib4 Crusty posts “We’re going to try to make it.”

From the annual Mac “Queen’s Parade”?

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1K1oQuydpt/

Had a blast. It was difficult to gather everyone in the same place at the same time.