@Crusty
The average hot dog machine will have 547,500 weiners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime. Given its lifetime is 5-7 years and you're 55 years, y0re a dirty cochino! diaf
Rivermobster, I hope you trip on a pebble and hurt yourself in a way that you have to endure pain for 2-3 days, midget.
Crusty, I hope you choke emptying a buffet tray of dicks down your throat.
Rockwood, I hope you get gangrene because of your stupid scooter crash.
Cookie, well, you already...